Katoomba Amusements Company

Miss. Isabel's Gentlemania

An ode to the redoubtable Miss. Isabel Violet Franklin as she skips through the vast fields of rambling gentlemen and blooming suitors with her ever-expandable 'males only' butterfly net, sweeping them to her bosom and....(CUT-CEASE-STOP)

Note from Miss. Isabel: I have taken this opportunity to edit this ode-ity scribbled by writers and persons 'unknown' to me, and to re-establish my propriety and good name before the aforementioned scribblers venture any further in their literary explorations.

I would also wish them to take note that 'Daddy' funds this 'den of Bohemians' and does not approve of mention of bodily parts in any shape or form...and especially if they should be that of my own (humph!)!!